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Jesuslizard

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Score: 6
Seraphima Furry

"meh..."

submission: Seraphima Furry
date: October 1, 2008

It looks like a promiseing series but you could stand to further your skills.
The sound quality was great and the tweening wasn't bad.
However the characters were shoddily drawn, lacked shadeing, and the lip synk was off... but at the end the lip synk started to look more natural.
Not a bad job.

October 2, 2008

Author's Response:

this WAS going to be a bit longer and more 'animated' but flash ran into a few problems, hence the "epic stills" as opposed to real fighting, i think it turned out pretty good though. The characters werent drawn THAT badly, i hope :D
Yeah, shading isnt something I normally do, i find it unnecessary, but i'll add some in the next episode seems that people like it. And you might want to lower the quality if the lip sync falls out, it happened t me a few times when testing it, it gets a 'wee bit laggy. Thanks for the review!

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Score: 10
Amy Rose Dress-Up

"Nice!"

submission: Amy Rose Dress-Up
date: September 30, 2008

Rely well scripted!
Great shadeing and animation, awsome facial expressions, and I love how you made her eyes!
I only have two things to complain about...
lack of music, music always helps.
NO NUDEITY!!???
Come on man!
This is like the best dress up game ever and you didn't put nudeity in it?
aw... you make the Jesus lizard cry the blood of athousnad virgins...
Still great game!
Nice choice of fashion.

October 1, 2008

Author's Response:

I think you'll find you can make her nakid :P

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Score: 9
Lucario 4 Hire pilot ep

"good!"

date: August 29, 2008

Looks to me like a promiseing new series!
Farely funny, decent animation, great shadeing, voice acting could use a lil work.
You have quite the future ahead of you dude.
I think this series of yours could become the next Perfect Kirby if you work your butt off.
Kepp up the great work!

August 29, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks honestly i thought i reached around that level sorta but not fully, i've started working on episode 2 it should be alot better.

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Score: 10
Come Back Collab 2

"fucking awsome!!!"

submission: Come Back Collab 2
date: August 25, 2008

One of the greatest NG things I have ever seen in life!!!
The animation was epicly well exicuted and the sound quality was awsome!
All of them were perfect... all but one... the one with the pikachu almost ruined the whole collab.
It's about a stick dude pwning everything, not a mouse pwning one guy.
Other than that one craptastic segment this rocks my socks off!!!!
and rocking my socks off is not an easy thing to do my freind!

August 25, 2008

Author's Response:

:D!

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Score: 1
Fawx vs oldlyshapedchris

"awfull"

date: August 24, 2008

Bad animation, rely bad voice acting, bad sound quality, bad lip sinking, bad every thing.
Take some time to improove please.

August 24, 2008

Author's Response:

Take some time to improve your reviews please.

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Score: 0
.swf

"you lied."

submission: .swf
date: August 17, 2008

Lied twice. no yiff, and no game.
and it infringes on Cartoon Networks copy rite law.
That's against the law if your to stupid to know.
The video itself was glitchey and the sound quality was bad.
put some time and effort (and god forbid thought) into your crapy spam submissions from here on in.

August 17, 2008

Author's Response:

I LOVE YOU JESUSLIZARD SUCK MY KNOB I'M SOOOOO HORNEY

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Score: 0
Morgan Freeman <3 Collab

"awfull."

date: August 5, 2008

You people don't care about freeman.
The animation sucked, the sound sucked, the timeing sucked, no lip sinking, and barely any shadeing for any of the shorts.
hes probably going to sue all of you for this if he lives (I hope he does live)

August 8, 2008

Author's Response:

At least we took the time to make a get-well collab for our hero, you just spend your time watching movies while this man's life is at stake !

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Score: 0
NG StaffGoes to theMovies

"Not good."

date: August 1, 2008

Rely bad dude.
Awfull animation, not remotely entertining, stupid, basicly stealing material from southpark with ng characters, and just badly made.
You should rely get some animation tips from the experts, it helps alot of crappy artists like yourself.
good luck.

August 1, 2008

Author's Response:

your the first to 0 this =(

Really NG is not about being like a professional what you see on TV. I make flash for fun. I enjoy doing it. I am sorry you didnt like is as to 0 it. also South Park is not well animated compared to some flash found on NG so its something that is fun to do.

Tell me what you do like I am infact a well animator.

Thanks for voicing out your opinion.

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Score: 10
MultiGallery Hentai+

"verry nice!"

date: July 28, 2008

Verry nicely done, easy to navigate, good quality pics, and you even threw some furry pics in there just for me.
That was fucking awsome, keep up the great work!

July 28, 2008

Author's Response:

Haha....You like furry ? Just for you il throw about 10 more in next time.

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Score: 10
Sonic: Uncut 3

"Apples my freind, apples."

submission: Sonic: Uncut 3
date: July 23, 2008

Great.
I was rely expecting more sexual theemes this time around but no big.
Funny as hell, and it enspired me well done.
Please for the love of god and all that is holy keep up the great work!

September 2, 2008

Author's Response:

Why? Why are you people so obsessed with cartoon animals having sex? Furfags.

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