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Jesuslizard

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Plateau of Leng (is cold)
Job: Starfox fan boy

MY ARM.... IS COMPLETE!!!!!

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Sign-Up Date:
4/26/08

Level: 13
Aura: Evil

Rank: Scout
Blams: 163
Saves: 81
Rank #: 28,927

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,710 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 15,833
Voting Pow.: 5.50 votes

BBS Posts: 277 (1.26 per day)
Flash Reviews: 256
Music Reviews: 56
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

All Flash Reviews

256 Reviews | 46 w/ Responses

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Score: 9
The Dinosaur Planet

"love it"

date: June 29, 2008

great animation, funny, dinosaurs this had many of the things I like.
I like the way you used the retro animation style.
However... if it's Dinosar planet... weres Krystal?
All in all an awsome flash good job.

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Score: 8
A Kitty Krew Apology

"well thanks you."

date: June 29, 2008

Thanks for the apollogy it really made my day.
the song was prettey good and the grave yard background was cool.
All is forgiven... aw who am I kidding your still gonna submit spam and we all know it.
Still it's a nice fake apollogy.

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Score: 10
Hedgehog Launch

"AWSOME!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Hedgehog Launch
date: June 27, 2008

Awsome animation, great music, fun as hell!
This is one of the most fun games I have ever played in my entire life!
I love to launch the little guy as high as possible with out even trying to get into space!
A perfect 1000/10!
This is even better than Starfox!! (the highest complimant I can give to anything)

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Score: 0
Starfag

"um..."

submission: Starfag
date: June 26, 2008

lets see... bad animation, bad story line... that's it.
Wow... ok I of all people love a good Starfox parody but this... this just sucks.
not funny, barely ensulting to fans, no barrel role, no Krystal, no ennoying team members... NOTHING!
Improve your animation skills and sence of humer and try again please.

June 27, 2008

Author's Response:

The Jesus Lizard is a cool band. The lead singer got hit in the head with a beer bottle during one show and just got pissed at the guy who threw it and started performing again.

Wait... Storyline? Why are you watching a flash cartoon for a storyline? I mean, seriously. Read a book if you want a good story. The visuals are just there to give the voice acting some mild presentation. Kinda like the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

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Score: 10
"Lost"

"good"

submission: "Lost"
date: June 25, 2008

Great animation, good timeing, awsome song.
I like the part were the guy with the saxiphone comes out of no were and stalks him.
and some really stupid imature reviews below me might I add.

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Score: 0
StarFox Bad Pilots

"not good"

submission: StarFox Bad Pilots
date: June 25, 2008

Badly animated, bad sound quality, bad story line, not all that funny, and couldn't you at least made it so the sprites weren't blury?
Keep trying and better luck next time.

August 1, 2008

Author's Response:

there are no sprites in this movie it was all hand or converted and hand traced with smooth edges, and for the record if you're going to watch random movies from the search bar read the dates idot.

: Keep trying and better luck next time.
Fuck you! i am the god dam mother fucking flash god of the north bitch!

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Score: 4
Mario and Fox

"stupid"

submission: Mario and Fox
date: June 23, 2008

Some good animation and shadeing youve got here... but it's just dumb.
First off "VS" means fighting I saw absolutely no fighting.
Second their was no story line.
If you must make a spam flash please do not make fun of Starfox or give a misleading title.
We all love a good parody but we all hate a bad spam parody... exept the save whores... they love every thing.

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Score: 10
Draw My Thing

"AWSOME!!!!!!!"

submission: Draw My Thing
date: June 23, 2008

An encredable game for our time.
Fun, easy, well made... it's perfect!
For all who haven't played it yet it is a must!

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Score: 7
Dress Kalma Up Game

"good but..."

date: June 23, 2008

The drawing was good, nice music selection, good clothing options...
however this bitch needs some tits.
I like dressup games and this one isn't half bad.
Great job and keep up the good work.

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Score: 10
Videogame: battle to top

"great!"

date: June 22, 2008

Awsome.
Good animation great music fantastic idea.
However a background or 2 wouldn't have hurt.
I loved it and I can't wait to see more of your work.

June 22, 2008

Author's Response:

hehe... sorry but i can't imagine what kind of background videogames would fight ;D

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