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Jesuslizard

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Plateau of Leng (is cold)
Job: Starfox fan boy

MY ARM.... IS COMPLETE!!!!!

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Sign-Up Date:
4/26/08

Level: 13
Aura: Evil

Rank: Scout
Blams: 163
Saves: 81
Rank #: 28,927

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,710 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 15,833
Voting Pow.: 5.50 votes

BBS Posts: 277 (1.26 per day)
Flash Reviews: 256
Music Reviews: 56
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

All Flash Reviews

256 Reviews | 46 w/ Responses

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Score: 10
Smash Bros Murder DX

"great!"

date: July 8, 2008

Awsome animation, good sound quality, and pretty funny.
My personal favorite part was ware DKJR decides to avenge his old man.
I love this series but I realy only have one thing to ask...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE OLD STORY LINE!?
I mean I like the new one with Mario traveling through time... but what about the other characters?

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Score: 10
Salad Fingers Episode. 8

"Simply horific!!!"

date: July 8, 2008

A slow decent into madness has never in history been so beutifuly orchistarted!
A masterpeice of sheir human fear and evil, the whole series is a must watch.
I must implore however...
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE SOUND TO DO THAT?!
Great job, keep it up!

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Score: 10
On The Moon (episode 11)

"yes"

date: July 6, 2008

By far the best episode of the entire series.
Encredible animation, awsome sound quality, and it's hella funny.
I salute you PEABO and Weebl.
Keep up the good work!

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Score: 10
What All OldPeople Can Do

"lol"

date: July 5, 2008

Awsome.
Great ani mation, good timeing, funny as hell!
I loved it, the whole thing in fact.
My only suggestion is to use more variety in sound effects now and then.
Great work, keep it up!

July 5, 2008

Author's Response:

good suggestion. ill try that next time. thank you

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Score: 5
HEY LINK!

"well"

submission: HEY LINK!
date: July 4, 2008

Its farely funny.
The animation could use some work, and you killed the whole thing by giveing the sun a dick.
I really do like the part were it zoomes in on Navi and she says "hey" in that manly voice.

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Score: 10
Baman Piderman

"sick shit!"

submission: Baman Piderman
date: July 2, 2008

Totally awsome!
You should so make a series!

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Score: 1
[KK] Jimmy Skeetron Ep. 1

"ok..."

date: July 1, 2008

mildley funny.
Save this kindof thing for Youtube though.

July 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Hey, I got an idea, let's change the NG motto! Instead of 'Everything by Everyone' let's make it 'Mario spoofs by People with no talent!'

And seriously, fuck you, generic NG viewer ;)

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Score: 10
Meet The Moon

"AW!"

submission: Meet The Moon
date: June 30, 2008

That was adorable!
Encredibly well animated, good story, it was great.
A truely epic submission.

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Score: 8
Sparrow-beer commercial

"interesting."

date: June 30, 2008

Not bad.
Animation was good and the adio quaility was nice.
I wish such a beveredge existed... sorta...

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Score: 2
The Food Collab

"wow"

submission: The Food Collab
date: June 30, 2008

I have absolutely no idea how this got third place.
Most of the animation was awfull and barely any of them were funny... ecept the one were the guy was pealing a bannana.
This really is actually a stupid idea for a collab.
I mean come on talking food?
wth?! It's stupid... but you might be able to sell it to so me Christian network.
All in all this is just another unfunny, poorly animated, badly organised collab that the save whores made possible.

June 30, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks mate, I went to your page and found that "Talking Food" movie, which is awesome!
Oh, and by the way, H.P. Lovecraft sucks hairy dogs balls... :D

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