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Jesuslizard

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Plateau of Leng (is cold)
Job: Starfox fan boy

MY ARM.... IS COMPLETE!!!!!

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4/26/08

Level: 13
Aura: Evil

Rank: Scout
Blams: 163
Saves: 81
Rank #: 28,927

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,710 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 15,833
Voting Pow.: 5.50 votes

BBS Posts: 277 (1.26 per day)
Flash Reviews: 256
Music Reviews: 56
Trophies: 0
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All Flash Reviews

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Score: 10
Tom & Wade fight the spam

"lol"

date: August 15, 2008

that wasn't half bad.
good animation, voice acting was decent, and the timeing was alright.
I have to say I'm not fond of the clocks but when they rely put their minds to it they can make some good flash.
well done.

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Score: 10
Love- A Story

"Epic."

submission: Love- A Story
date: August 14, 2008

Encredably well made for such a simple style.
Yet another flash that shines through the steaming pile of shit on the portal like a glistening star.
Nothing better than furry love.
10/10

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Score: 9
Cancer.

"woah..."

submission: Cancer.
date: August 13, 2008

incredable, great animation ,great shadeing, and awsome timeing and sound quality.
Very well done, his facial features are rely expresive and tell the agony and anguish hes in.
touching...

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Score: 2
Annoying Game Characters

"very badly done."

date: August 13, 2008

not well animated, to short, stupid, good timeing though.
Farely funny and random= +2 stars.
look I'm not out to destroy this flash... but it sucks.
A short should be at least 30 seconds long in my book or funny as hell.
this was neither.
make your movies longer and funnyer if you want us to give good reviews.

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Score: 0
Morgan Freeman <3 Collab

"awfull."

date: August 5, 2008

You people don't care about freeman.
The animation sucked, the sound sucked, the timeing sucked, no lip sinking, and barely any shadeing for any of the shorts.
hes probably going to sue all of you for this if he lives (I hope he does live)

August 8, 2008

Author's Response:

At least we took the time to make a get-well collab for our hero, you just spend your time watching movies while this man's life is at stake !

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Score: 10
Sonic Shorts Volume 4

"Sweet!"

date: August 4, 2008

I didn't know you were doing another one!
Awsome truely awsome.
Great animation, fantastic audio, good timeing, funny as hell as always!
I rely like who ever made the preloader this time around, barrel roll... lol.
My personal favorites were the one were Amy had the chloroform, the one with Bitey, and the chaotix one.
Keep up the godly work!

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Score: 7
Super Smash Flash

"good/bad"

submission: Super Smash Flash
date: August 4, 2008

It's a fun game, the animation is alright, and it has fair sound quality.
but it has many many flaws.
1:for one thing theres WAY to much slideing.
2:Your character and others take to long to fall and die.
3:The instructions were very poorly given and you have to figure every combo and attack out on your own.
4:When you get hit you can't move so you can't get away long enough to recover.
5: attacks arn't emediately preformed when the proper buttons are pressed.
6: sound and animation is a bit off.
still not a bad game just needs a little improovement (manely on the slideing)

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Score: 10
EverythingYouKnowIsWrong

"WOW!!!"

date: August 4, 2008

Definately one of the best flashes I have ever seen.
Encreadable animation and timeing!
This is the most perfect flash I have ever seen in my life.
I love the characters facial expresions.
and every thing I know is wrong if anyone ever votes a zero on this.

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Score: 8
Misty Dress Up!

"good."

submission: Misty Dress Up!
date: August 2, 2008

but I'm subtracting 2 points for no nudeity.
I like a good dressup game now and then, but is porn of hot anime characters to much to ask?
decent animation, well made.

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Score: 0
NG StaffGoes to theMovies

"Not good."

date: August 1, 2008

Rely bad dude.
Awfull animation, not remotely entertining, stupid, basicly stealing material from southpark with ng characters, and just badly made.
You should rely get some animation tips from the experts, it helps alot of crappy artists like yourself.
good luck.

August 1, 2008

Author's Response:

your the first to 0 this =(

Really NG is not about being like a professional what you see on TV. I make flash for fun. I enjoy doing it. I am sorry you didnt like is as to 0 it. also South Park is not well animated compared to some flash found on NG so its something that is fun to do.

Tell me what you do like I am infact a well animator.

Thanks for voicing out your opinion.

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