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Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: R'lyeh
Job: Starfox fan boy
I go by many names. Keegan, Aven, Jesus lizard. as for what I am... I am old age, life, and death, good, evil and yet none of these. I am time, I am the ancestral fear that stalks you in your darkest dreams.
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Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 680 / 710
Exp. Rank #: 44,353
Voting Pow.: 5.06 votes
BBS Posts: 150 (2.18 per day)
Flash Reviews: 209
Music Reviews: 40
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209 Reviews | 38 w/ Responses
Totally awsome!
You should so make a series!
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![[KK] Jimmy Skeetron Ep. 1](http://picon.ngfiles.com/446000/portal_446937.gif){kind=small}
mildley funny.
Save this kindof thing for Youtube though.
Author's Response:
Hey, I got an idea, let's change the NG motto! Instead of 'Everything by Everyone' let's make it 'Mario spoofs by People with no talent!'
And seriously, fuck you, generic NG viewer ;)
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That was adorable!
Encredibly well animated, good story, it was great.
A truely epic submission.
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Not bad.
Animation was good and the adio quaility was nice.
I wish such a beveredge existed... sorta...
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I have absolutely no idea how this got third place.
Most of the animation was awfull and barely any of them were funny... ecept the one were the guy was pealing a bannana.
This really is actually a stupid idea for a collab.
I mean come on talking food?
wth?! It's stupid... but you might be able to sell it to so me Christian network.
All in all this is just another unfunny, poorly animated, badly organised collab that the save whores made possible.
Author's Response:
Thanks mate, I went to your page and found that "Talking Food" movie, which is awesome!
Oh, and by the way, H.P. Lovecraft sucks hairy dogs balls... :D
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great animation, funny, dinosaurs this had many of the things I like.
I like the way you used the retro animation style.
However... if it's Dinosar planet... weres Krystal?
All in all an awsome flash good job.
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Thanks for the apollogy it really made my day.
the song was prettey good and the grave yard background was cool.
All is forgiven... aw who am I kidding your still gonna submit spam and we all know it.
Still it's a nice fake apollogy.
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Awsome animation, great music, fun as hell!
This is one of the most fun games I have ever played in my entire life!
I love to launch the little guy as high as possible with out even trying to get into space!
A perfect 1000/10!
This is even better than Starfox!! (the highest complimant I can give to anything)
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lets see... bad animation, bad story line... that's it.
Wow... ok I of all people love a good Starfox parody but this... this just sucks.
not funny, barely ensulting to fans, no barrel role, no Krystal, no ennoying team members... NOTHING!
Improve your animation skills and sence of humer and try again please.
Author's Response:
The Jesus Lizard is a cool band. The lead singer got hit in the head with a beer bottle during one show and just got pissed at the guy who threw it and started performing again.
Wait... Storyline? Why are you watching a flash cartoon for a storyline? I mean, seriously. Read a book if you want a good story. The visuals are just there to give the voice acting some mild presentation. Kinda like the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
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Great animation, good timeing, awsome song.
I like the part were the guy with the saxiphone comes out of no were and stalks him.
and some really stupid imature reviews below me might I add.
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