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Jesuslizard

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Space and Time
Job: yiffing

I hate cereal.

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4/26/08

Level: 19
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Rank: Police Officer
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Voting Pow.: 6.09 votes

BBS Posts: 373 (0.61 per day)
Flash Reviews: 266
Music Reviews: 56
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Score: 10
Vorago

"Awesome game"

submission: Vorago
date: July 26, 2009

The animations was great, the story line was superb, and the colors chosen for the characters, enemies, and backgrounds were great. On the subject of backgrounds, the chemist building was very interesting, it provided a great element of unknowable and strange horror.

The only things you should work on, are the voice acting, and the over use of Christian influence.

The voice acting was sub par, it sounded like you bought a top of the line mic, but gathered a small amount of your friends together to do the character voicing, none of which were very good at it.
Try to find people with lots of talent, who took a drama class, or something.

The constant barrage of Christian ideals and influences, got old after the first time I heard Seth say a single word. Not everyone is christian, try to work in theings that seem relatable, so that other cultures and groups will enjoy the game more.

Interesting creature design, though I don't think the square wings could have carried the creatures in flight.

Definately an interesting game, keep up the good work!

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Score: 6
Tribute 2 Michael Jackson

"From the ashes of a pheonix..."

date: June 26, 2009

Rises a nerd, desperate for attention on the internet.

Wonderful dance skills you've got their. :b

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Score: 10
Frog

"Beautiful..."

submission: Frog
date: May 3, 2009

Never before has such a gracefull and profoundly wonderfull animation touched this world in such a powerfull way.
To merely watch this animation, is to live as a god, at one with time, and the universe.
Tis a message of truth, and love, a story that tells us we are all brothers in arms, and that all of us can coexist, no matter the color of our skin, the shape of our limbs, nor the size of our heads compared to our bodies.
You have enlightened the universe, the stars will forever shine a little brighter, for your epic saga, of a little frog who showed the world that he could end the hard times, and bring about a new brilliant era of sun light, and angel's singing.
Simply beautiful...

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Score: 10
Da Pink Knight

"Hardest fucking piece of shit I've ever played!"

submission: Da Pink Knight
date: May 1, 2009

Awesome game, the animation is encredable, and the music qaulity and sound quality are wonderfull!
It's fun, and I love to play it, but it is WAAAAY to difficult!
Not that I'm complaining, it's a great challenge.
I'm miffed about only two things.
The fact that your character is slower than hell, and the fact that the enemy can dodge away from you.
Other wise, it's a beautiful game, great job!

May 1, 2009

Author's Response:

did you double tap to run? you are faster than the boss

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Score: 6
Shakin' in Da Strip Club

"Bad in some aspects, but good as well"

date: April 23, 2009

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed watching this.
The humor was well timed, the jokes were nicely thought out, and that rap was kicken!
It's a great flash, but your animation style just isn't suted for this sort of thing.
Nice free form animation, far to many repeated images.
Your voices were a bit humdrum, and off key at many points.
Keep up the good work, try to further your skills.

And here comes the useless review rateing. :b

April 23, 2009

Author's Response:

Of course, we'll always strive for that impossible line of perfection until we're so close it blurs, thanks for checking it out!

-Taco Buttfish.

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Score: 10
Day in the Life - Cthulhu

"IA! IA!"

date: April 23, 2009

Great job, one of the best Lovecraftian spoofs, parodies, or tributes I have seen in years!
Lovecraft would be roflhao'ing right now.
Great animation, love the sound effects and music choices.
Awesome the way Cthulhu just wants to make friends!
You diserve more than a ten for this masterpiece of abhorently eldritch genius.
You made Cthulhu smile!

April 24, 2009

Author's Response:

Wow, thanks!
There's not enough Lovecraft love here on Newgrounds; I'm really happy that I could contribute and that so many people have enjoyed it!

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Score: 10
Newgrounds loves Gay Yiff

"..."

date: April 12, 2009

That was insanely hot.

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Score: 10
starfox krystal "furry"

"Absolutely fantastic!"

date: March 30, 2009

The tweening was encredable, and you even managed to keep Comets sense of style!
The only real advice I can offer, is this needs audio.
It would be far more enjoyable to hear her moan, whimper, and yelp from time to time.
Also, perhapse this should have been a game, so that we could take our own sweet time with it?
Your a god amongst gods, and the furfags of the world thank you for this beautiful piece of art!
<3

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Score: 4
hot ham water 6-8

"decent..."

submission: hot ham water 6-8
date: March 10, 2009

Now don't get me wrong, the animation was very nicely done and very smooth.
The character designs were entertaining, and the sound quality was great.
The ideas for the three episodes were cute, and the sock puppet made me chuckle now and then.
But the voice acting was terrable, the bird sounded like a pufter, the sock was a bit bland, and the old man at the zoo was barely ledgeable.
Nice job with the docter though, he sounded fairly well done.
The jokes(?) were bland, boreing, and unentertaining.
Not to mention the humor was childish, and far to over done to make me crack a smile. (Hospital pronounciation joke, seriously?!)
All in all it wasn't bad, just not up to standard.
Keep trying, I'm sure you will improove.
And of course, after reading the review you mark it uselesss.

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Score: 10
Star Fox Part 4 [Act 2]

"Awesome!"

date: February 27, 2009

Great endiong to a great series!
Wonderfull animation, exporting, tweening, jokes, voice acting, music selection, sound quality, blah, blah, blah.
Great choice in sprites, though I think the ending could have been exicuted with a well placed "NED!".
Great job, funny as hell.
I'll miss the series though...

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