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Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Space and Time
Job: yiffing

I hate cereal.

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4/26/08

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Flash Reviews: 266
Music Reviews: 56
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Latest Flash Reviews

266 Reviews | 49 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Vorago

"Awesome game"

submission: Vorago
date: July 26, 2009

The animations was great, the story line was superb, and the colors chosen for the characters, enemies, and backgrounds were great. On the subject of backgrounds, the chemist building was very interesting, it provided a great element of unknowable and strange horror.

The only things you should work on, are the voice acting, and the over use of Christian influence.

The voice acting was sub par, it sounded like you bought a top of the line mic, but gathered a small amount of your friends together to do the character voicing, none of which were very good at it.
Try to find people with lots of talent, who took a drama class, or something.

The constant barrage of Christian ideals and influences, got old after the first time I heard Seth say a single word. Not everyone is christian, try to work in theings that seem relatable, so that other cultures and groups will enjoy the game more.

Interesting creature design, though I don't think the square wings could have carried the creatures in flight.

Definately an interesting game, keep up the good work!

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Score: 6
Tribute 2 Michael Jackson

"From the ashes of a pheonix..."

date: June 26, 2009

Rises a nerd, desperate for attention on the internet.

Wonderful dance skills you've got their. :b

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Score: 10
Frog

"Beautiful..."

submission: Frog
date: May 3, 2009

Never before has such a gracefull and profoundly wonderfull animation touched this world in such a powerfull way.
To merely watch this animation, is to live as a god, at one with time, and the universe.
Tis a message of truth, and love, a story that tells us we are all brothers in arms, and that all of us can coexist, no matter the color of our skin, the shape of our limbs, nor the size of our heads compared to our bodies.
You have enlightened the universe, the stars will forever shine a little brighter, for your epic saga, of a little frog who showed the world that he could end the hard times, and bring about a new brilliant era of sun light, and angel's singing.
Simply beautiful...

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Latest Audio Reviews

56 Reviews | 20 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Mute City [Orchestration]

"WOAH!!!"

date: December 17, 2008

THIS IS EPIC!!!
This piece is so beutifully ochistrated!
it comes on nice and slow at first but gradualy gets much better!
In my oppinion it is a bit to slow though, some monks chanting in latin could have made this even better.

December 19, 2008

Author's Response:

if only i had that kinda stuff to do so but yes i made it slow intentionally to make it have a differnt mood then the fast F-zero most people know its how i orchestrate mood swings from the orignal if its too fast ill slow it down if its a tad on the slow side ill up its speed a tiny bit ;)
thank you :D

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Score: 10
Tea and Crumpets

"Good show ole' bean!"

submission: Tea and Crumpets
date: September 28, 2008

Lovely spot o work youve done here love!
Makes me dance evry time I tune in to it!
Keep up the good work freind.
Think I'll download it so bein I can listen to it whilst on the hunt!

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Score: 10
Stairway to Heaven-Arrangement

"woah..."

date: September 26, 2008

dude... undescribeable... it defys mortal comprehension...
Epic beyond all praise...
Is there a chance of editing out the fret noises though?
They kind of almost start to kill it...
Very strong and beutiful, perfect for all generations.
Youve done a great justice to a great clasic...

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