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Jesuslizard

Greatest person ever!

Posted by Jesuslizard Jun. 26, 2008 @ 3:30 PM EDT

That's right.
I'm talking about H.P. Lovecraft!
This guy was fucking awsome, a true genius if ever their was one.
With the books he wrote he sculpted a massive army of monsters, aliens, and dark anciant gods that could kill Jason, Freddy, and any one else you can think of without even lifting a finger!
I finally bought one of his books (Call of Cthulhu) and I'm hooked for life!
The only bad thing about him was that he was racest... but who wasn't back then?!
He might be the greatest mind that this pitifull dirt clod had to offer the black wastes of infinity and the moment you see any of his creations, or read one of his best storys you will go litterally mad!

his most famose creation is a massive monster known as Cthulhu, I refuse to describe him so go look on Google or Yahoo for a picture trust me theres plenty to look at.

In other news my spriteing carrer is booked for the moment so I'm no longer takeing requests... that's right I took requests.

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Jun. 26, 2008 | 3:45 PM sweetholymotherofgod says:

youre sixteen you can slowly try to outgrow child belletristics.
as for him being racist, what entitles you to judge the opinion of someone who formed and established it throughout his life, especially maintaining it as an adult, which means as a person that was older than you are now and with that more aware of their attitude and probably in addition not only relatively but absolutely smarter than you, in the sense that when he built that opinion he was smarter (and more experienced) than you will be when you are as old as him?

Jun. 26, 2008 | 3:52 PM Jesuslizard responds:

um... did you think I was ensulting him or something?
And calling me stupid are we?
Never underestimate someone... biggest mistake you can make.

Jun. 26, 2008 | 3:51 PM archeris says:

Get a life noob..

Jun. 26, 2008 | 3:53 PM Jesuslizard responds:

HA me a noob?!
Oh god that's the funnyest thing I've heard in a long time...
T.T
you need to get laid.

Jun. 26, 2008 | 5:44 PM SUPERSATANDESTROYER says:

Lol a true genius indeed good man! Cthulu is obviously the best around and i like your responses to the other guys they made me laugh. By the way its spelled insulting....just trying to help

Jun. 26, 2008 | 7:19 PM Jesuslizard responds:

well thanks... I made some typing errors I'll go through and fix those...
nah I'll keep it the same to lazy to change it...

Updated: Jun. 26, 2008, 7:20 PM
Jun. 27, 2008 | 2:28 AM Anubis123451 says:

That squidheaded like thing? To be honest the only time i've ever heard of that thing was from a tv show...then again im a writter and i'm kinda stuck in one of my books, mind giving me a few of this guy's book titles? I need some inspiration

Jun. 27, 2008 | 10:33 AM Jesuslizard responds:

Call of Cthulhu, um... Mountains of Madness... Mithos... you can probably find alot of them at Barnes and Noble... that's were I got mine.
And in fact I'm going back for another one today :b

Jun. 27, 2008 | 2:03 PM Anubis123451 says:

alright, when i get the money, i'll be sure to check those out, i'm pretty stumped on where to go with the book so I hope I can get inspiration from them, thanks.

Jun. 27, 2008 | 4:17 PM Jesuslizard responds:

Your welcome.

Jun. 28, 2008 | 11:14 PM andross64 says:

good good!

Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:08 PM Jesuslizard responds:

yay vareily!

Jun. 29, 2008 | 3:00 AM The-Black-Jack says:

I sould try to look for that

Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:09 PM Jesuslizard responds:

probably.
It's a good read... full of the dark horrible secrets of the universe.

Jun. 29, 2008 | 4:42 AM Dools says:

I-I-I-Is that a women?

Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:10 PM Jesuslizard responds:

N-N-N-Nope it's not :p

Jun. 29, 2008 | 10:10 AM krumpingkatie says:

Why dont you let me love you.

....?

Jun. 29, 2008 | 12:11 PM Jesuslizard responds:

Because your cooler than Jesus on toast and such a thing is so ubsured it can not even grace my reptillian fathoms of intelligance.
plus... I don't think weve met before... so lets get this off on the right foot.

Updated: Jun. 29, 2008, 12:12 PM
Jun. 29, 2008 | 2:22 PM vgthing says:

Cool, I'm gonna have to go check that out now!
P.S. Why did you change your icon to HAL 9000? I liked Fox better...

Jun. 29, 2008 | 5:09 PM Jesuslizard responds:

I can't tell you that, Dave.

Jun. 30, 2008 | 3:40 PM sonic7845 says:

i read you were a cool person

Jun. 30, 2008 | 3:42 PM Jesuslizard responds:

Your not to shabby yourself.
Yeah I'm pretty cool.
I make sprites if you need some... but requests are under hold at the moment.
I also help noobies get their bearings straight.
I also also make it my duty to blam crap flash.

Updated: Jun. 30, 2008, 4:08 PM
Jun. 30, 2008 | 5:50 PM sonic7845 says:

ya kinda like me and thanks

Jun. 30, 2008 | 7:01 PM Jesuslizard responds:

your welcome

Jul. 1, 2008 | 1:28 PM Hardy13 says:

Jews rule

Jul. 1, 2008 | 1:36 PM Jesuslizard responds:

You bet they do!
They have awsome sences of humor and no hell!

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:15 PM Hardy13 says:

suck a dick

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:51 PM Jesuslizard responds:

I have no reason to do so and find the fact your to stupid to realize I was saying good things about the Jewish population.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:16 PM Hardy13 says:

i am a jew

Jul. 1, 2008 | 4:52 PM Jesuslizard responds:

I could tell, please see the above reply.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:09 AM evil-marshmallow says:

go eat cum

Jul. 2, 2008 | 12:07 PM Jesuslizard responds:

ha... is that it?
Is that honistly the best you could come up with?
You suck... seriousely.
try better ensults.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 5:08 PM millerlucerojames says:

well done. and don't let any body call you a noob

Jul. 2, 2008 | 6:05 PM Jesuslizard responds:

Thanks.
Since when has anyone been able to call me a noob and continue breathing?

Jul. 2, 2008 | 10:40 PM Hardy13 says:

i srry

Jul. 3, 2008 | 5:32 AM Jesuslizard responds:

salright salright... (I think that means it's fine in spanish but I'm not sure)

Jul. 3, 2008 | 5:19 PM Clovernoris says:

ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD CTHULHU!!!!!
slthough WALL-E could beat his ass and make him his bitch any day!!!!!! lulz

Jul. 3, 2008 | 5:23 PM Jesuslizard responds:

rofl!

Jul. 4, 2008 | 2:37 AM leob123 says:

he is amazing

Jul. 4, 2008 | 12:58 PM Jesuslizard responds:

Encredibly so.

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