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Hey gang.
It's been a while, aint it?
To bad.
Been listening to the Aquabats a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0YhmEg ugFo&feature=related
Got a new SJ acount after they banned me.
You cannot stop the Jesus lizard, or it's squidly wrath.
http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php ?id=71525
Nothing else new.
New
Ew
bew
glew
chew
Edits!>
Banned from new SJ acount.
In better and lighter subjects, I have a DA acount now.
http://jesus-lizard.deviantart.com/
That will be updated often, be sure to watch me if you like creepy crawlies.
Updated: 12/12/09 5:43 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hey fags, JL here.
Making sprites as slowly as usual, look at that here.
Been on the internet for a few years, and I'm only reletively entertained by what I've seen.
This entire post is really just going to be a reference for me to look at when I need entertainment.
You should try it to.
Found these videos a while back, loved them.
http://www.halolz.com/2008/02/24/video -half-life-full-life-consequences/
http://www.halolz.com/2008/03/04/video -half-life-full-life-consequences-2/
http://www.halolz.com/2009/03/09/video -half-life-hero-beggining/
http://www.halolz.com/2009/06/08/video -half-life-full-life-consequences-free -man/#comments
http://www.halolz.com/2008/10/27/video -quarter-life-halfway-to-destruction/
Been playing Oblivion alot, check this shit out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaUErLX cH9o
Here are some web comics I enjoy.
http://www.sisterclaire.com/
http://twokindscomic.com/
Keep in mind, that comic above's link may not work in the future, the author is moving the site.
http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/ar chives/2003/04/post-2.html
That comic ended before summer, it has a spin off though.
http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/
archives/2009/06/001.html
http://www.lfgcomic.com/
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id =271
http://alienlovespredator.com/
http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakabl e/weblog.html
all of my favorite comics on Smack Jeeves.
I recently joined this site, Which is made of pure awesome.
You should join to.
Some music and bands that I like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_1Jg6M ivz8&feature=PlayList&p=E29D5855288B4C 3A&index=1&playnext=2&playnext_from=PL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXN9r6t PgHU&feature=PlayList&p=B71AA5001EB1EB 6B&index=0&playnext=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuf7akt kWAE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbI UvoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvsy11 PHxM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7O hojg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYjCIor 2C7E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCH dTJY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia -oVI
And some porn.
http://chan.yiffy.tk/
Now, for a life update.
I've started driver's ed, and it's boring.
My damn mother and father barely buy enough food for the whole fucking family any more, and when they do it's shit I dislike. (cereal.)
I hate cereal.
It's gotten to be so repeatative, that I go into fits of rage at the site of yet another bowl of CoCo puffs, or Life. I hate cereal so much.
I'm starting to edge away from NG, all I do here now is blam everything that I see on the flash portal, and blogging is useless, because none of you dipshits ever visit me any more. How do you think that makes me feel, eh? ;__;
This could be my last post for a year, as I'm more entertained elsewere.
In other, more happy news, my Ex and I are getting along, and are now at the stage of "friends that cuddle." Come to think of it, we were always frinds who cuddle.
My mind is becomeing more hightened, wile m body, and my speach become weak, and failuable.
I must read more, to better my dialouge in public.
By that, I mean I can't talk good around people in the real world.
I plan out my conversations, thinking through every detail, schemeing for every possable outcome.
But when it comes time to spill forth my plans, I can no longer sound as a genius.
Just the other day, my friend came over for the 4th to discuss our comic that we have been planning.
When I told her that a character she liked would be killed off, to save the human race, I didn't sound epic, nor did I sound any where near as awesome as I did in my head.
I can't communicate useing speach, and I may have to get one of those awesome sauce keyboards like S. Hawking.
If your reading any of this, you either have no life, or I spammed your profile to get you to look at mine.
Comment if you like, it will only provide both of us with meagor entertainment.
Stay in school, you fucking furfags.
64 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Hey, you guys remember this crap?
I dug it out the other day, and got my butt to work on it.
I may actually make a large/small sheet with this.
Note: When I say "may" it usually means that I'll start on it, and then get distracted because my friend, Jacob the midgit, is about to fight the bear at the local zoo, and kick that lousy son of a bitch's scruffy ass.
Your thoughts?

My life is starting to suck.
My girlfriend broke up with me, school is ending, my grades are unsatisfactory, and porn isn't fun any more.
I have no reason to live.
Unless you count Spore..
or the internet, my friends, my ex girlfriend, porn, furry porn, furreys, and this shit hole of a web site...
I can sence the end is near, soon great Cthulhu will rise from the sea, and kill us all.
I'll have splattered my brains against a wall five minutes before he gets to me though.
But untill the day when the stars align, and the old gods return, I'll just sit here in my compy chair, spaming and trolling your asses.
I'm redoing my sprites, and I might show them to you once I get the first pose done.
Nothing to tell you fag bags about, just a quick life update from good ole' JL.
How the fuck are you?, here, have some rubber bullets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTnvhG HDGA
Edit>
Sprites are done, fresh from the oven, 100% custom!
Planning some more edits in the future before I start the sheet, gotten some crituqes about certain things on him that need fixing.

Yep, finnaly got around to drawing this fuck.
Man, am I hot, or what?
This is Aven, he's the sickest furry on the net, neigh the world.
Here have this, it's dangeros to go alone.
(better picture here http://kemofurrie.smackjeeves.com/comi cs/575893/avens-character-sheet/ )
So, what's up with you, want to yiff?

One step closer to death babby.
Youll notice I'm going to become less active on NG, don't worry, I'm not leaveing.
Ask me a question, spam my page, post a picture of a naked chick made of astrists and doubleyous, what ever you want.
Well, where should I start?
Exactly, I have no where to start.
Basicly it's like this.
MY spriteing life has slowed a little bit, which isn't bad considering I put more time and effort into stuff.
The Krystal sheet has grinded to a temporary hat to make room for some other projects.
My current sheets that I've been working on are, well... myself of course... and a beutiful little sheet of Renamon.
You can see any progress I'm makeing here.
I've also started on the first chapter of a series of fanfics call K.R.C. (krystal rapre chronicals for those of you who don't get acronimns).
That's going to take some time due to lazyness and the fact that words that sound descriptive don't always form in my head.
Schools been a real chore, It's taxed my nerves to no end, and the teachers never seem to give us a brake.
Nothing much going on here.
Oh! I also became a die hard Gorillaz fan over night.
Awesome band, very nice musical pieces...
But yeah, heres a pic of what I've been spriteing recently, the gif function will screw it up, so visit that link up there to see the sheets in a better view.

Yep, so this is the most wonderfull time of the year for alot of you am I right?
Well that's just fantastic!
Keep looking at the bright side of things.
As for me, I live in fear around solstice!
This is the time when the stars are supposed to be rite for the great old ones to apear!!
As the nights grow longer, the evil grow stronger, dark things creep to a small outpost of life to feed.
this out post, is our Earth.
Were all fucked..... so why not celebrate it?
heres a video just to get my point across, set to one of my favorit christmass charols.
So basicly were all just chican nuggets..... yeah.... but still, what did you get for christmas?
14 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!The main reason I made this post was because the old post was scareing away customers.
My freinds and I are going to do a Cthulhu Mythos audio portal album/colab... it won't be done for quite a bit, but we have alot of songs allready planned!
Just because most of the songs you see here are atrociosely written parodies, doesn't mean we aren't going to be original.
Well also be writting songs especially for the event.
I've listed some of them in this comercial...
so heres the comercial.
NEW, from Lovecraft circle records, comes your favorite Cthulhu Mythos songs, redone and remastered by todays hottest artists!
Favorites like Rlyeh Rock!
*lyrics* Rlyeh rocking! was somethin shockin when your fins just can't keep still, I never comprehended a better time and I guess I never will, OW, *something something* when the stars were right, and Cthulhu ruled the earth all right, well, the Rlyeh rockin was OOOUT oh sight!*lyrics*
And The Dagon Dance!
(will add lyrics later, very complex parody of Monster Mash)
I shot the shuggoth!
*lyrics* I shot the shuggoth, but it didn't work....*lyrics*
An Azathoth Christmas/ the Azathoth song!
Azathoth the blind idiot god, had very white blank eyes, and if you ever saw him, you would even think he's blind.
All of the other old ones, used to laugh and call him names *like retard!* they never let poor Azathoth, play in any eldritch games! Then one foggy solstice night, Cthulhu came to say FLARGLEBLAGABLEFET!!!, Azathoth with your eyes so white, won't you go to sleep tonight?
Then all the old ones loved him, and they danced for him with glee, Azathoth the blind idiot god, youl go down in history!.... because if you wake up youll destroy the universe!*lyrics*
The new ray gay song, Cthulhu in the pot!
*lyrics* You put da Cthulhu in da pot, and you don't know when to stop, cause he drive you craaaaazy!*lyrics*
These and many more wil soon be available to you!
The, don't forget to preorder a copy of Eldritch Chrstmass, the holladay album, sure to make the dead rise from their graves to join the party!
Well, now that Ive got your attention!
Nothing new to bitch about.
Spore is fun as hell stil, but the space stage is boreing unless your constantly doing stuff.
I won't wrtie those fan fics for quite some time, I might also do one involveing Kilala from Inyuyasha. ;3
My peeps and I are planning a D&D campaign, I wanted to be a half gnome ilithid rouge, but that's not going to happen any time soon beacuse it's a DL campaign.
I'm sorry to say Ive stoped working with the Krystal sheet all together, I'll start again some day I'm just more in the mood to improove my character right now.
And I rely have nothing else to...
Oh yeah, new girlfreind.
Shes a snow leopard, hot.
.... wel she isn't hot in real life, but you know what I mean.
Go ahead and leave what ever comment you want, I'm bored and need entertainment.
Updated: 11/28/08 6:34 AM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!